Another one line review. - Pretty Woman Reviews

First I thought this might be a Roy Orbson tribute movie but it soon became apparent that this was a turd and a waste of celluloid, I kept thinking, "Where's the 'Pretty Woman' ", but I never saw anything resembling a pretty woman in the whole movie, the only thing it was about was a rich 'diverse' guy (Richard Gere) who meets a cheap, crack-head prostitute believably played by a horse-faced Julia Roberts, he gives her a bunch of crap and she 'falls in love' with him even though it is extremely vivid that he doesn't swing the hetero way but she insists and I forgot how it ended since I was looking to see if my girlfriend ate the last of my Milk Duds, she didn't and I was happy so I asked her if she liked the movie, she thought it was 'pretty bad' I laughed at her words and we argued about what I laughed at, in the end she believed I was taking it as a play on the movie's title so we left and had a good Chinese dinner later and forgot about the whole crappy movie - oh did I mention Pretty Woman was a turd?